Your Astrology Starline with Attitude
The stars are ready to call you out!
According to the stars, your horoscope game needs an upgrade. The Zodiac Starline brings you astrology with attitude - sharp insights, delivered when you need them, with just enough sass to keep you in check. Whether the universe is throwing you a curveball or a golden opportunity, you’ll be the first to know
Horoscopes That Hit Different
Get called out in the best way possible.
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When the stars are messy, you’ll hear it here first.
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Astro Intel
Whether it’s a full moon meltdown or a retrograde wrecking your plans, we’ll give you a heads-up before it hits.
Sassy Horoscopes
2-3 texts per week, crafted to call you out, based on your sign and the latest cosmic chaos.
Cosmic Reality Check
Your sign’s latest astrological drama! What’s working, what’s not, and why the universe is side-eyeing you this week.
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Stick to the Stars (and Your Laptop)
Why stop at reading your cosmic truth when you can stick it everywhere? Our stickers are packed with astrological sass and just the right amount of shade.
Perfect for calling out your chaos!